I am the owner of two Homo studentus universitatus (HSU) primates who have migrated home for the summer. HSU is a social creature. I started seeing evidence of other primate visitations when I would get home from work at night ie soda cans lying about, multiple dirty dishes strewn about the sink (not in the sink or in the dishwasher), every light in the house on. They are also nocturnal. These and other primates seem to come and go all night. I’m not sure why they have to go to a 10:30 pm movie rather than a 7 pm one...
Dear God, please help your faithful daughter try to understand their unusual habits and not bite their heads off. Amen
As I approach summer at home with my young elementarianus primates, my mother reminded me that some mammals eat their young. As for the late movie - it's because they can (stay awake), we can't. Our only noble saving grace is that WE put our martini glasses IN the dishwasher.
ReplyDelete...and our wine bottles in the recyle bin! Thanks for your comment Emily, it was hilarious...and so true!
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